Sunday, October 17, 2010

jagged little pillow

ahem [clears throat]

dearest kohl's:

it is with deepest gratitude that i thank you for another free gift card to your store.  i do so enjoy the spending of your own money on your own merchandise.  after browsing your multitude of racks, stacks and displays i have returned to my most humble abode bearing a veritable princess of pillows.  she is sharp and she is soft.  she is jagged and she is straight.  she is tough and she is fair.  and now, she is mine.

kind regards,



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